Sunday, April 1, 2012

In a galaxy far far way... Netrunner Star Wars

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.... Kiran Patel created a new exiting Netrunner set, with an unique theme, a mix of Star Wars with Netrunner. The expansion set consists only in 8 cards, as the idea was discarded due unknown reasons, so this set was buried.

Until now, as we're proud to present you today for the first time ever you'll glance what this could be...

[The following cards are not Tournament Legal, and may cause a sordid pain if you try to place them in a deck, but for historical reasons we are presenting them to you, so use them at your own risk]

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